After publishing yesterdays post about my new exciting Reality Show opportunity, I had a few people question me what was with the whole “Hardcore Porn” thing. I can’t believe I hadn’t shared that story with you guys yet!
Here at the Rock On Mommies house, we pretty much have the same routine every morning. Get up and rush rush rush and then rush a little more! All so that we have time to hit the local Starbucks before we head off to school, work and for me The Dailey Method.
Like most Starbucks ours is packed every morning with a long line.
So this one particular morning I was a little extra tired from a sleepless night. You know, that whole pregnancy insomnia thing.
My husband was trying to be sympathetic and ask “So what did you do all night?”
Exasperated I loudly said “I watch Hardcore Porn until 2 in the morning!”
Then I noticed a silence fall over the Starbucks. I notice my husband was starting to crack a smile. Everyone looking at me with their jaws on the ground. The poor 20 something hot guy behind us in line was staring at me mortified. I mean can you blame him. Wouldn’t you be mortified if the 40 something, way to pregnant lady, standing there with her husband and 5 year old daughter just announced she was watching Hardcore Porn all night.
CRAP! Palm to forehead. ”Hardcore Pawn!!! PAWN DAMN IT! I watched Hardcore Pawn until 2 in the morning!”
Oh my hell! That is possibly the best story ever! Thanks for the laugh.
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Anytime!!! I have more. LOL
Oh how badly I needed this laugh! It’s something that I would say, so I can totally relate! That’s one way to wake people up! LOL
Cracking up!! I completely fell for this story. And I could see the whole thing happening, especially “Michael’s” reaction. : )
too funny! you probably scarred hot young guy for life!
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Thank you for sharing that – it is so good to hear other people’s wickedly embarrassing public moments – the too pregnant visual is what put it over the top – cuz pregnant women and porn go hand in hand : p
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Oh my goodness, that is absolutely hilarious. Totally understandable though, I usually do a double take when I am scrolling through the TV listings. Very clever title!
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I love it!!! LOVE it. I swear pregnancy brain gets the best of us every single time.
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