At least I’ve been asked to audition for one.
Most of you know that I am addicted to reality shows. You name it Real Housewives, Dance Moms, Storage Wars, American Pickers, and even Hardcore Porn Pawn. I have friends who work in Reality Shows and I even have a few friends who have been in Reality shows. I love reality shows, but I’ve always sworn I would never be on a reality show, for a plethora of reasons. Until the other day.
I received a pitch email the other day that I just could not pass up.
(Names and Company names have been changed to protect the not so innocent.)
Hello Theresa
My name is Bob Horse and I am a Casting Associate for Mystical Fairies Production Company. I have been casting for Tv shows for many years now and Im currently casting for a new Dating Show for CBS that I think you would be great for. I have posted the info about the show below so If you are interested please email me with some photos and your contact info and let me know!!!
Excited and flattered I responded without hesitation…
Dear Bob,
Thank you for thinking of me! I will need to ask my husband if he’s ok with me being on a Dating Show. Though I’m sure he’ll be fine with it. It’s ok that I’m 31 weeks pregnant, right? It’ll make for good TV. Look forward to hearing back from you. Please find attached the current photo you asked for.
Thank you,
Theresa
I don’t understand for the life of me why I haven’t heard back from Bob yet. I mean, the picture isn’t professional, but it’s not that bad is it? Maybe it makes me look to desperate. Hey at least he got my name right which is more than I can say for a number of other PR companies that contact me daily.
Hey Bob, one click on my website, facebook, or even my twitter account would have told you that I am not right for this show.
Too funny!
I couldn’t stop laughing when I got it.
PLEASE post the reply if he ever has the nerve to write back.
I promise I will Amy!!!
Loving your faux letter to protect the innocent. This one will have me giggling all night long. Xxoo
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The funniest part, I didn’t change the names that much. LOL
HA!
I love that you took time to respond! Hopefully it gave him a palm to the forehead type of reaction
I hope so too! It was one of those that I just had to respond too.
I still don’t understand why he hasn’t responded. Could he look any dumber?
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No, he really couldn’t. LOL
LOL! Thanks for sharing.
As I read the letter he wrote, I was like I don’t think she is in the dating game…… Bob definitely is not in the know!
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What is worse, there are pregnant women who blog who may or may not be married that would really want to participate in this kind of show – too bad there’s not a market for it. Now let’s see your post for the plethora of reasons you would never do a reality show just for kicks and giggles.
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Hahaha. My tummy hurts from laughing so hard. I was so excited for you and the reality show. Still giggling.
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